The Little Shop of Grand Curiosities

The Vorpal Sword +1

A legendary blade that goes "snicker-snack". Infused with the fire of the Oasis, it deals extra damage to Bandersnatches and Jabberwocks.

$1500

Cheshire Cat Avatar Skin

A holographic avatar skin that allows you to fade in and out of reality. Grin included.

$500

Mad Hatter's Top Hat of Holding

A stylish top hat that contains a pocket dimension. Perfect for storing your potions, keys, and questionable tea party snacks. 10/6 recursively written on the side.

$750

The White Rabbit's Pocket Watch

Never be late for a very important date with this vintage digital pocket watch. It doesn't tell time, but it does open a portal to the next level.

$1200

Drink Me Potion (Digital)

A digital potion that shrinks your avatar to navigate small spaces. Warning: May cause you to fall down a rabbit hole of side quests.

$250

Eat Me Cake (Digital)

A digital cake that enlarges your avatar for boss battles. Pairs well with the Drink Me Potion.

$250

Queen of Hearts' Croquet Mallet

A flamingo-shaped croquet mallet that doubles as a legendary weapon. Shouts "Off with their heads!" on critical hits.

$900

The Caterpillar's Hookah

A virtual hookah that blows smoke rings in the shape of cryptic clues. Who are you?

$420

The Gygaxian Orb of Wonderland

A powerful artifact that grants the user three questions to the ghost of the White Rabbit. The answers may or may not be helpful.

$2048

IOI Brand Rose Paint

Red paint specifically designed for painting white roses. Guaranteed to not drip. Used by the Queen's Royal Guard.

$50

The Anorak's Almanac (Wonderland Edition)

A special edition of Anorak's Almanac focused solely on the secrets and easter eggs of the Wonderland sector of the Oasis.

$99

Jade Key Fragment (Wonderland)

A fragment of the Jade Key, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the digital madness of Wonderland. Collect all three to unlock the gate.

$5000